The Urinals of Santa Barbara Beach and Golf Resort

Santa Barbara Beach and Golf Resort is an upscale seaside resort located in Newport, Curacao.

Filed under: Hotels & Casinos

This hotel bills itself as follows: "This expansive, beachfront resort lies 16 km from Curacao Sea Aquarium and 17 km from historic Fort Amsterdam.

"Modern rooms and suites have free Wi-Fi, flat-screens and iPod docks, plus minifridges, and tea and coffeemakers. They also have furnished patios or balconies, some with ocean views. Suites add living rooms; upgraded suites can feature microwaves and dining areas.

"Dining options include a sushi bar and a poolside bar & grill. Amenities include a golf course, a spa and a fitness center, plus 3 outdoor pools and a kids' club. Meals and drinks are available for an extra charge. Parking is free."